The ultimate in recycling, let’s consider re-purposing our pollution-is-pornography opus in light of that new Neverending Story, the gang-rape of the Gulf by BP, Halliburton, Deepwater Horizon. WRONG. By all of us who drive cars, thereby creating demand. Everyone sits in their cars in a traffic jam on the turnpike, listening to NPR reporting on the disaster, getting mad at BP. Buncha hypocrites, we are.
Anyway. Replace the feed-corn-filled condoms with condoms filled with oil. That should do the trick.